[Totally Confirmed] While Suho, Sehun and Tao were in China over their vacation, they were followed by yet another tabloid, based out of Madagascar, who reported some shocking information. At one point, they apparently drank some orange juice from a restaurant that also serves beer, so they obviously are all alcoholics. They went on to report that Suho asked the waiter for a refill, which was brought to him by a female waitress, who is now questioned to be Suho’s lover, due to their 3-second interaction, when he said “Thank you.” Furthermore, the boys’ promiscuous vacation was caught on camera yet again, when Tao sat on the edge of the dock, with his feet in the water, watching Sehun jet-ski. Tao obviously didn’t realize he was being so obvious. This very reliable tabloid is stating that Tao obviously has a deep love for the water and is aspiring to be a merman, as it were. This scandalous tabloid report could be detrimental to EXO’s careers. But on the bright side, at least we all know the truth.
Source: 인어 주간 잡지
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I’m real tired of seeing skinny white kids painted as THE AVERAGE QUEER. Like please show me a curvy Indian agender kid from Brooklyn, a hispanic lesbian and her black girlfriend. A trans demisexual dude from Korea. GIVE ME SOMETHING OTHER THAN LANKY PALE PEOPLE WITH COLORFUL HAIR PLEASE GOD.
I will never stop linking to this article: Black People Make Up Largest Share of LGBT Community
Let’s stop pretending otherwise, OK Media?
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I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
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hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
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"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
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