sometimes i think about how portal was a game with no male characters, featuring a WOC protagonist and an excellent female antagonist who were both anything but sexualised, and yet somehow still managed to create an interesting and engaging experience for female and male gamers alike, win awards, and get a sequel, and then i look at people who say “games with female protagonists don’t sell” and i laugh. for a very long time.
Anonymous asked: So yeah. Now that I think about it. He knew what he was doing and I AM A HUGE FUCKIIIIING VIRGIN
Another huge virgin I see
Anonymous asked: So I should explain. Yesterday I was making out with my boyfriend and all of a sudden his hands are shaking as he puts a hand down my pants. He clearly didn't (doesn't) know what he was doing and tried to finger my urethra and so i stuck my hand in his pants but his pants were so skinny they restricted access to his dick but I managed to touch it. I'm glad I got that out. Love your blog by the way
Well sweetheart, its a shame your boyfriend was doing things wrong. I wouldnt know what it felt like because im the biggest virgin ever. But uh you need to calm down the the details a bit. Thank you for enjoying my blog though! (And you don’t have to stay on anon my dear) It was pretty funny though, opening up tumblr at like ten at night and seeing “i touched a dick”
Made my night lol